Hippie Bumper Stickers

I was in Woodstock today, where there are alot of hippie bumper stickers. You know what I mean. For example:

“Practice Random Acts of Kindness”

“It will be a great day when the schools had all the money they needed, and the pentagon had to had a bake sale to buy a bomber”

So in that spirit i was trying (with Julie H.) to try and invent some Hippie-style bumper stickers, with that same tone. The following may not be good, but I am trying to capture that same earnest tone:

“The World Would be a Better Place if the White House had a Drum Circle”

“Excuse me … I need to rock out.

“What if children judged beauty pageants?”

“I brake for habeas corpus”

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